And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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