Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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