You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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