glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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