My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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