there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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