Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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