Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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