The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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