Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
