That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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