Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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