if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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