belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fuck appropriateness.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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