hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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