okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I will be naked everywhere
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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