i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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