there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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