I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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