dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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