fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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