real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Even my vagina gasped.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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