i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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