Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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