ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
