nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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