I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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