I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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