im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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