Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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