don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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