She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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