well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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