fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
dude. I can hear the air.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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