Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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