who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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