yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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