Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
No more Irish car bombs ever.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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