Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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