Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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