I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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