she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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