in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Nicole vs. Life
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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