why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I intend to get homeless drunk
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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