So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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