Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You can't special order awesome
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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