how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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