He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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This is my gift to your gina
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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