You're my little dorito
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
