Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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