I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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