I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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