6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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