So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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