is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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