What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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