Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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