But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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