well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
